{"id":12483,"date":"2016-01-13T10:38:29","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T09:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/?p=7639"},"modified":"2016-01-13T10:38:29","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T09:38:29","slug":"cartoon-backlog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/cartoon-backlog.html","title":{"rendered":"Cartoon Backlog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some random cartoons from last year that I didn&#8217;t get around to posting.<\/p>\n<p>Fed up hearing about &#8220;digital disruption&#8221;? Sorry, it&#8217;s only just getting started&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/enough-about-disruption-already.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7643\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/enough-about-disruption-already.gif?resize=608%2C365&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"enough-about-disruption-already\" width=\"608\" height=\"365\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>People think you have to be a new internet company to use a Data Lake? Not true &#8212; bring it on!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/data-lake-bring-it-on.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7645\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/data-lake-bring-it-on.jpg?resize=608%2C475&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"data-lake-bring-it-on\" width=\"608\" height=\"475\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing new under the sun &#8212; new\u00a0big data \/ data discovery \/ cloud analytics\u00a0vendors continue to peddle\u00a0exactly the same promises as decades ago:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/didnt-we-promise-that-20-years-ago.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7648\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/didnt-we-promise-that-20-years-ago.png?resize=608%2C362&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"didn't-we-promise-that-20-years-ago\" width=\"608\" height=\"362\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some technology sounds too good to be true:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/That-sounds-expensive-1.gif?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7679\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/That-sounds-expensive-1.gif?resize=608%2C425&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"That-sounds-expensive-1\" width=\"608\" height=\"425\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some good news &#8212; it seems that cartoons are good for business! (quote from Digital Copenhagen &#8212; but can&#8217;t find source&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/marketoonist.com\/2012\/04\/mobile-marketing.html\" target=\"_blank\">maybe this<\/a>?)<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/we-need-more-cartoons.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7644\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/we-need-more-cartoons-608x536.png?resize=608%2C536&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"we-need-more-cartoons\" width=\"608\" height=\"536\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some cartoons from last year I didn&#8217;t get around to posting&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12782,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[226,227,385,390,396,579],"class_list":["post-12483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cartoons","tag-cartoon","tag-cartoons","tag-digital-disruption","tag-digital-transformation","tag-digitaltransformation","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/enough-about-disruption-already-608x365-2.gif?fit=608%2C365&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3X9RF-3fl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12483\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timoelliott.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}