How To Optimize Data Warehouse Performance [Cartoon]

This is a real-life quote from one data warehouse manager (only batch extracts to data marts were allowed).

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September 13, 2013

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Timo Elliott

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Analytics, BI, Business Intelligence, Cartoon, Data Warehouse, DW, Fun, Humor, Performance

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2 responses to “How To Optimize Data Warehouse Performance [Cartoon]”

SRE

May 13, 2014

I call this turning your Data Warehouse into a “Data Museum”. By the time you see the data it’s old, you can generally only see one side of it, and you are not allowed to touch it. Boring…
Ben

September 24, 2013

Very pointed. Exactly the type of issues we’re having 🙂